Pretty Woman, 1990
— my life motto for the past 20 years (via bloodychaos)
Even though you shaved my hair and made me look like a boy I still love you. Happy Mothers Day!! :* x #stillnotoverthispic #badparentingdecisionlol
— How I Met Your Mother (via justinancheta)
Sis asks me to meet her then tricks me into going to the gym. Making me work for that carrot cake I see. #gym #workout #feltgood #willfeelthattomorrow #nowfood!
[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]
I kept thinking, cakewalk, cakewalk, cakewalk. I thought, why is ‘cakewalk’ stuck in my head?’ And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, ‘Kick, walk, kick, walk’. You are supposed to kick the dress out while you walk and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake!